Sorry to have made you cry, my dear. But now that you’ve found me, why don’t you sit down at the table and I’ll make you some toast.
If anybody else wants to… be cry… the article in question is here. Hurrah!
“I had the dial up too high.”
tracybond asked: Traditional tea kettle, electric kettle, or microwave?
Frankly, my dear, I do not understand the question. How could anybody choose a modern, new-fangled monstrosity over the daily staple that is the traditional tea kettle.
I am the maker of music, the toaster of toast.
why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
Watch your privilege. Some of us rely on toast to survive.
Be not afraid of toasters: some are born with toasters, some achieve toasters and some have toasters thrust upon them.
Has anyone spotted the toaster yet?