Mrs Hughes' Toaster

Words from the true star of Downton Abbey
congratsonbeinglovely:

Best Downton Valentine of the day! xx

I’m choosy about what - or who I warm up though…

congratsonbeinglovely:

Best Downton Valentine of the day! xx

I’m choosy about what - or who I warm up though…

Sorry to have made you cry, my dear. But now that you’ve found me, why don’t you sit down at the table and I’ll make you some toast.If anybody else wants to… be cry… the article in question is here.  Hurrah!

Sorry to have made you cry, my dear. But now that you’ve found me, why don’t you sit down at the table and I’ll make you some toast.

If anybody else wants to… be cry… the article in question is here.  Hurrah!

tracybond asked: Traditional tea kettle, electric kettle, or microwave?

Frankly, my dear, I do not understand the question. How could anybody choose a modern, new-fangled monstrosity over the daily staple that is the traditional tea kettle. 

I am the maker of music, the toaster of toast.

—Rolled Naan

pecul1ar:

anonymous-deactivated:

why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting

I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place

Watch your privilege. Some of us rely on toast to survive.

(via stopstealingmystuffhermione)

Be not afraid of toasters: some are born with toasters, some achieve toasters and some have toasters thrust upon them.

—Farlvolio

Has anyone spotted the toaster yet?